The PartySnake is no myth. He’s the real deal and if you’re not careful he will bite. He’s everywhere, watching patiently, waiting for a slip-up, an opportunity to attack. You may not yet know be aware of the PartySnake, giving you a false sense of security but you can be sure he knows you.
Still not sure what I’m getting at? Let me ask you this.
- Have you ever woken up somewhere you don’t remember falling asleep?
- Have you ever asked yourself “what happened?” the morning after a big night out with your buds?
- Have you ever woken up in a panic checking pockets for your Wallet, Keys & cell phone?
- After the relief of finding your wallet, have you ever been scared to look inside in fear of finding credit card receipts courtesy of your “midnight millionaire” alter ego who went places you’ve never been and spent money you don’t have?
- Have you ever been told crazy stories of embarrassing things you have no recollection doing?
- Have you ever done something with someone you probably wouldn’t have or shouldn’t have?
- Have you ever told yourself “I’m never drinking again”?
If any of these scenarios sound familiar you’ve definitely been bit by the PartySnake.
After all, there has to be a reason why those adult bevies keep getting more slippery the more you have. Why the second drink always feels so good and puts that dumb smirk on your face. Why that round of shots at last call always seems like the right choice. It’s because a little bit of the Partysnake lurks in every drink. The more you consume, the more power he gains, until eventually he overpowers your brain and erases all memory of the horrible things you did the night before the Snake gave you the worst hangover of your life.
Understanding that the Partysnake exists and that he’s always hunting is the first step towards learning how to avoid him. Mere awareness, however, definitely doesn’t mean you’re safe. The Partysnake is a mysterious and complex creature whom only a lucky few will ever figure out. Most never do.
IS eyewear made a movie with their flow kids, PartySnake Again. Check below both teasers and the whole MOVIE is coming in few days.
And remember PartySnake is not your friend…
